December 2011
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While unclogging the sink
Dad: Look at this! (Holds up a gigantic king-sized ball of hair and gunk and god knows what else.)
Me: Dad... That's utterly disgusting.
Dad: It looks like the anus of a rat.
Me: You're absolutely right.
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So tonight I watched "I Love You, Phillip Morris"
and I cried. I’m not even embarrassed, like I usually am. (Damn emotions.) But seriously. I don’t even know why this movie made me cry.
Titantic: nothing.
Walk to Remeber: puleeze.
The Notebook: you pansys.
I mean, this movie is definitely not the greatest film ever made. It has its flaws, but there was just something about it that made me overcome with emotion. The relationship...
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"LEHHGO!"
Everytime I’m waiting to get picked up from my house to go out, even if my parents know about it, I feel as though I’m the mastermind of some ninja-jedi-escaping-from-the-bowels-of-a-basilisk-type operation.
“C’MON RACHEL!”
“LEHHGO!”
“Change out of sweatpants!”
“Grab your phone!”
“Decapitate the Daleks standing in...
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What to do at 3:32...
Because sleeping is out of the question.
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“If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy, I could have won.”
– Mumford & Sons, “I Gave You All” (via justmargaret)
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I hate the holidays.
When things are shitty on normal days, it’s like: ok, they’re shitty, fuck it all.
But when things are shitty on holidays, it’s even worse because people delude themselves into believing that everything is happy, and we can spend a wonderful Rockwellian holiday as a family eating cookies and playing Scrabble. But no. The shittiness doesn’t change.
That’s why you...
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“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs (via misswallflower)
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How ironic is it that on the first night of winter break, I can’t sleep?
For weeks I’ve been zombified, a shell of human skin merely going through the motions, trying to resemble a functioning student, clinging to the knowledge that winter break was on the horizon, which meant fourteen glorious days and nights in which I could sleep for more than four consecutive hours at a time!
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Did I ever tell you guys about my Ewan...
Well, it’s brilliant.
Here goes:
Listen to a track of the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, such as “Your Song” or “Come what May.”
Listen to the Weezer song “Love is the Answer.” Or another one, idgaf.
And then have your mind BLOWN.
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What is with this blantant disregard for other's...
The insensitivity of people astounds me. Have we gotten to the point in our self-centered lives in which we feel that we can mess with others’s lives and then neglect the consequences?
If you want to make choices that you don’t care about, then whatever, that’s you’re decision. But you still have to deal with the repercussions. You can’t blow that off.
The worst is...
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You know what?
Don’t judge people. Seriously.
Consider, for a moment, how few people would be able to say they know the “real you,” if any can at all. And I mean those who you have actually opened up to and have had in-depth conversations with. And even then there are still parts of you that you have not shared with anyone, AND still more that you havn’t discovered about yourself yet.
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You know what feels awesome?
When every aspect of your life is chilling in the shithole, and then finally something good happens, and it feels like you decapitated Mudusa with a samauri sword and then wore her snake hair as a necklace.
Which means it feels fucking awesome.
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If you guys aren't following textsfrombennett,...
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